Seems like she has two jobs.
What goes around comes around, even when you’re pregnant!
Park sideways, diagonal, or upside-down.
“Thanks for the gift, could we have more money please?”
Karma always comes back to bite you!
How do YOU like digging your car out of five feet of snow?
You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take!
You don’t pay her bills, you don’t get her babysitting!
Every person should have a name they’re comfortable with.
“Neighborhood Wars 2: The Mailbox Strikes Back!”
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