Her Housemate Told Her She Was Being Too Noisy At Night, But She Was Only Getting Ready For Bed
She can’t just not move at all the whole night, can she?
She can’t just not move at all the whole night, can she?
When “it’s the thought that counts,” this birthday box didn’t seem to count for much.
She wanted to play with someone else’s phone and ended up playing herself instead.
The only thing simmering is the tension.
When your emotional support animal starts eating your electronics, it’s time for a reality check.
A little caffeine might wake him up—but it’s his manners that need a jolt.
Love might build a home, but common sense keeps the roof from caving in.
Skipping cake is better than swallowing someone else’s drama calories.
Love doesn’t pay the vet bills.
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