May 25, 2023 at 4:17 am
“They look like the ugliest things in the world.”
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May 22, 2023 at 11:08 pm
“It took me two tries to watch it.”
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May 21, 2023 at 12:57 pm
“My sweat is extra acidic.”
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May 20, 2023 at 9:34 pm
And he’s like “I just had the exact same dream”.
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May 19, 2023 at 3:08 pm
“I didn’t know I was pregnant right up until giving birth to my little one.”
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May 19, 2023 at 2:04 am
“You can look up all the satellites flying over your house tonight”
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May 18, 2023 at 10:47 pm
“Some credit cards cover accidental damage to electronics for a predefined period of time.”
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May 18, 2023 at 3:33 am
“It was natural for a lot of people’s sweat to just drip in the chocolate underneath us.”
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May 17, 2023 at 11:04 pm
“They would all say it in the same monotone voice”
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