It’s not so easy to forgive and forget when your mom chooses new kids over you.
“She said if didn’t have anything to hide I didn’t have to worry.”
This prank proposal made everyone hope he DOESN’T put a ring on it.
But clearly, neither one is ready to part ways with the expensive sweatshirt.
Fool her once, shame on them — fool her twice, not a chance.
“I’m going to pay $175 more just so I can get to sleep on a bed.”
She isn’t feeling it.
Have you ever been so hangry you invaded someone’s home?
“Today, after the meeting, I brought up something I have noticed in the men’s restroom.”
He didn’t have any spare patience, so he paid in nickels.
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