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September 7, 2025 at 2:35 am

His Foreman Banned Him From Using His Phone To Check The Time, So He Bought A Pocket Watch And Made Sure The Guy Saw It

Laborer on a skid steer making way for pipe to be laid

He didn’t see that coming!

July 30, 2025 at 3:46 pm

If Your Birthday Falls On October 5th to October 14th, You Wouldn’t Have A Birthday In 1582. Here’s Why.

Apparently we have the Catholic Church to thank for our highly accurate calendar.

July 29, 2025 at 11:15 am

Woman Buys Concert Tickets For Herself And Her Friend, But She Didn’t Tell Her Friend What Time The Concert Starts

Being good friends means keeping each other in the loop.

June 25, 2025 at 3:48 pm

It Turns Out Time Does Actually Slow Down While You’re Working Out

Exercise would be more pleasant if it went by more quickly.

June 15, 2025 at 6:46 pm

His Timekeeping System Lost Him Some Hours Because Of Rounding His Time Off, So He Started Logging In And Out At A Certain Time To Earn Himself The Extra

Man in red hat standing in front of the camera

That was a clever workaround!

June 3, 2025 at 5:48 pm

Boss Demanded They Get A Note From Their Doctor, So This Teacher Maliciously Complied And Ended Up Getting A Whole Week Off

This teacher definitely deserved a break!

May 9, 2025 at 7:15 am

Woman Told Her Husband They’re Spending Too Much Time With His Family During Holiday Gatherings, But He Responded That It’s Totally Normal

smiling family gathered around the dinner table

Whether it’s 5 hours or 7 hours, what’s important is everyone’s having fun.

March 9, 2025 at 9:23 am

When His Boss Suggested That A Job In Customer Service Might Not Be Right For Him If He Can’t Work All Necessary Weekends, This Employee Called His Bluff And Quit

Will bosses never learn?

March 9, 2025 at 8:21 am

When His Boss Wanted Him In Trouble For Being Three Minutes Late, He Made Sure That Going Forward He Would Work His Exact Schedule And Nothing More

Hopefully this manager learned his lesson.

February 28, 2025 at 3:23 am

Boyfriend Constantly Prioritizes Friends Over Plans, So Girlfriend Tells Him Not to Bother Coming Over

If he really wanted to, he’d show up on time.

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His Foreman Banned Him From Using His Phone To Check The Time, So He Bought A Pocket Watch And Made Sure The Guy Saw It

If Your Birthday Falls On October 5th to October 14th, You Wouldn’t Have A Birthday In 1582. Here’s Why.

Woman Buys Concert Tickets For Herself And Her Friend, But She Didn’t Tell Her Friend What Time The Concert Starts

It Turns Out Time Does Actually Slow Down While You’re Working Out

His Timekeeping System Lost Him Some Hours Because Of Rounding His Time Off, So He Started Logging In And Out At A Certain Time To Earn Himself The Extra

Boss Demanded They Get A Note From Their Doctor, So This Teacher Maliciously Complied And Ended Up Getting A Whole Week Off

Woman Told Her Husband They’re Spending Too Much Time With His Family During Holiday Gatherings, But He Responded That It’s Totally Normal

When His Boss Suggested That A Job In Customer Service Might Not Be Right For Him If He Can’t Work All Necessary Weekends, This Employee Called His Bluff And Quit

When His Boss Wanted Him In Trouble For Being Three Minutes Late, He Made Sure That Going Forward He Would Work His Exact Schedule And Nothing More

Boyfriend Constantly Prioritizes Friends Over Plans, So Girlfriend Tells Him Not to Bother Coming Over

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His Foreman Banned Him From Using His Phone To Check The Time, So He Bought A Pocket Watch And Made Sure The Guy Saw It

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