Welcome to the Friday Shirk Report where you will find the 20 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Enjoy!

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20 IMAGES
- Seagull does the derp dance
- Whoughahahaha
- *poof*
- The hippest hipster in all of hipsterdom
- I feel terrible but I must
- Reverse catastrophe (fear not, they are crash test dummies)
- this headline is amazingly amazing
- Poor hitman…
- Mother scorprion will give you daymares
- Just a guy filling a pool…
- Wait for it…
- MacGyver Janitor
- This incense is the one
- Marching Bands in FFWD look sweet
- A simple comparison
- Eye of the aperture
- Has this happened to you?
- If you are a badass and you happen to be diving, you already own this knife
- How to play ca$h club!
- Perhaps the oldest photobomb in existence
 

10 ARTICLES
- Incredible audio slideshow by the BBC highlighting photographs from the Travel Photographer of the Year Exhibition
- Chilling photo series on nuclear detonations from the past. Insane photographs
- Crazy gallery of homemade dams trying to hold back the mighty Mississippi. Valiant attempts to save their homes
- Some guy convinced his grandfather that Twitter was google. This is an account of those search queries, aptly named: @Oldmansearch
- A pictorial history of dentistry. Makes you appreciate medical technology
- Stunning Landscape Photography by Kevin McNeal
- 25 Awesome Examples of Extreme Photography
- You know those ‘PostSecret’ postcards teenagers mail anonymously to be posted online? This is a smartass’ response to their woe
- Remember X-Men the animated series? Marvel has posted every single episode online for free! Forgot how awesome the theme music was
- Sneakerpedia is the Wikipedia of shoes. Great pics but a little light on info
 

5 VIDEOS
 

Meanwhile in New York City…

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The greatest Schwarzenegger sound-byte in history

ENJOY THE LONG WEEKEND CANADA!