May 1, 2009

The Friday Shirk Report – May 1, 2009 | Volume 3

definition of shirk The Friday Shirk Report   May 1, 2009 | Volume 3

Welcome to the Friday Shirk Report where you will find 25 images, 10 articles and 5 videos from the previous week of sifting. Please note there will now be 25 images every week moving forward. Enjoy!

Balancing rocks is for posers
Ouch for Malaysia
Macro Mold
When parents get facebook
Don’t mess with the Goodfeathers
Calvin & Hobbes, eternal wisdom
FB Status
Fat Free Eucharists!
Freedom? Yes.
Go my pretty. Lord Vader compels you
Abe Lincoln speaks truth!
The depths of hell, never to return
The most dramatic buildup in mankind’s history
The real Axe Effect
Check out the television in the private den of the oval office. My laptop screen is bigger yo!
Jets and Shuttles by Nasa, HR as always
More bumps than a Colombian coke party
Cat drawings from a person with progressive schizophrenia
Did you ever think to just turn the doorknob?
Clubbing’ Seals. Seriously.
Is your last name Ass or Bauer? You decide
Nice view of the Atlantic
What goes in must come out. This will end badly.
Premiering after Shabbat! Jewverine – Origins: The Badmon from Babylon
TEH WINNAR! Grizzly Chair

Did you know only three kinds of animals fight battles in formations: humans, crows and ants
Paraguay’s bishop-turned-president Fernando Lugo hit with three paternity claims in two-week span
Japanese pop sensation found nude in park, arrested for public indecency
Brick-cicles, way cooler than icicles
The Astor Estate money fight
The wrong choice for a robbery
Abandoned mansion of Steve jobs
Forget reading the article. The headline says it all
Trendy Mexicans with designer surgical masks. If you’re going to protect yourself from Swine-flu do it style damnit
Greatest resignation ever.

The only man to ever beat Chuck Norris in a fight
Shoe throwing is the new pie in your face
Neil Patrick – Harris aka NPH on Jimmy ‘sucks’ Fallon
Everyone likes beat boxing no?
What rhymes with time? A gym of course! Now step over ot the abdominator where I will shout slogans at you

grizzly chair The Friday Shirk Report   May 1, 2009 | Volume 3

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Please find all previous Friday Shirk Reports below:
Volume I – April 17, 2009
Volume II – April 25, 2009