September 29, 2024 at 3:48 am

Boss Wants More Details About A Simple Lunch Run, So Employee Complies With A Step-by-Step Breakdown

by Heather Hall

Source: Reddit/Malicious Compliance/Unsplash/Zach Lisko

Sometimes, being asked for more details can be a little annoying, especially when you’ve already provided the most important information.

So, what would you do if your boss insisted on precise details for something as simple as picking up lunch?

This security guard finds himself in this exact scenario.

Here’s what he did.

Want precise details? Will do!

It was about 8 months ago, and I had gotten permission to leave the site (I work security) to grab my food order.

I put it down in my shift report: permission granted, I went to get the food order, where I got food and time back.

I got it sent back saying they need more detail. So, me telling you that I had permission, where I went, and time gone isn’t enough? Ok.

Here’s where he went a little overboard.

So I looked at the precise details of the walk and put it in.

Walked south on SW 3rd for 200 feet. Turned West and walked 350 feet on West Main Street. Arrived at the restaurant.

You get the idea. I had put another 10 or so lines in so they had the precise course I took to the taco place as well as my travel back.

They never asked for details about me getting food again.

Too funny. That’s one way to get them off your back.

Let’s see what Reddit readers had to say about his actions.

Here’s someone who thinks they could’ve given even more details.

Source: Reddit/Malicious Compliance

Now, this is too far.

Source: Reddit/Malicious Compliance

According to this person, he should’ve offered a restaurant review in his write-up.

Source: Reddit/Malicious Compliance

This person would’ve gone all out, Tolkien style.

Source: Reddit/Malicious Compliance

Less is more in some cases.

Hopefully, the boss learned that after this little stunt.

If you liked that story, check out this post about an oblivious CEO who tells a web developer to “act his wage”… and it results in 30% of the workforce being laid off.

Heather Hall | Contributing Writer, Life & Drama

Heather Hall is a contributing writer for TwistedSifter specializing in internet culture, workplace conflict, and viral customer service stories. With over a decade of editorial experience in digital publishing, Heather excels at curating trending online discussions and providing insightful commentary on the daily dramas that capture the internet's attention.

Since beginning her career in 2011, she has developed deep expertise in SEO-driven digital content, having written for a wide array of publications covering lifestyle, business, and travel. At TwistedSifter, Heather focuses on synthesizing complex social media threads into engaging, highly readable narratives that highlight the human element of viral news.

When she isn’t analyzing the latest internet discourse, Heather is a dedicated mother of three sons who takes family gaming nights entirely too seriously—whether she is dominating in Mario Kart, exploring The Legend of Zelda, or jumping into Roblox.

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