These two might want to enlist the services of a marriage counselor…SOON.
These two might be headed for Splitsville at this rate…
These two are definitely not on the same page…
“Not to body shame,” he begins, “but Cottonelle’s hole is huge now, and they’re pulling a fast one.”
Jeez, this lady sounds like a professional freeloader…
It looks like this is gonna be a solo trip!
It sounds like these two kiddos need to be kept away from each other.
Call me crazy, but I thought the actual parents usually picked out baby names…
Respect Maximilian Octavius Peregrine The First, Taker Of Naps!
That sounds like a horrible day.
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