FUNNY Archives

April 1, 2026 at 9:20 am

Movie Theater Worker Complained About Customers Who Asked Every Question Twice, So His Friend Pranked Him With The Exact Scenario At The Concession Stand And Paid The Price In An Absurd Amount Of Butter

The laughs flowed, and so did the butter!

March 31, 2026 at 11:49 pm

Inconsiderate Customer Dangled Payment Out Of Her Reach As A Joke, But This Retail Worker Thought It Was More Humiliating Than Funny

If you’re going to be a comedian, at least be funny.

March 23, 2026 at 12:55 am

Man’s Roommate Kept Stealing His Orange Juice, So He Taught Him A Lesson By Faking Being Sick And Casually Touching All His Food

He educated someone for life.

March 22, 2026 at 3:22 am

Call Center Agent Made A Sarcastic Observation About A Client To A Coworker, But Then His Coworker Actually Repeated It To The Client On A Call

I actually think this funny/grumpy style should be the new standard.

March 21, 2026 at 5:22 am

Tech Support Guy Got A Call About A “Possessed Keyboard” Typing On Its Own, But When He Got There, He Figured Out The Real Cause

So many issues could be solved by just looking around.

March 18, 2026 at 11:24 am

Client Yelled At A New Employee And Asked For The Manager, But The Manager Came In And Saved The Employee And Made Sure The Client Behaved

You’ve gotta have your employee’s backs.

March 17, 2026 at 8:20 pm

Park Employee Was Shocked When Asked By A Family If Eating The Berries They Found On The Trail Was Okay, But They Had Already Eaten Them

People are so removed from nature nowadays that even the most basic safety measures need to be spelled out, apparently.

March 17, 2026 at 3:22 pm

Designers Had A Customer Who Always Found A Flaw In Every Proof, So They Started Giving Him Decoy Proofs With Fake Errors

Some people just need to feel in control.

March 16, 2026 at 1:20 pm

Graphic Designer’s Client Forbid Him To Use More And More Colors Until Blue Was The Only One Left, So He Made All Elements The Same Shade Of Blue

Client’s got the blues.

March 16, 2026 at 7:24 am

Retail Employee Has To Deal With Customers Asking For Small Bills On A Daily Basis, So When A Guy Asked For Fives And Ones, She Snapped At Him

Hopefully, he learned something from this interaction and will pass it on.

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Movie Theater Worker Complained About Customers Who Asked Every Question Twice, So His Friend Pranked Him With The Exact Scenario At The Concession Stand And Paid The Price In An Absurd Amount Of Butter

Inconsiderate Customer Dangled Payment Out Of Her Reach As A Joke, But This Retail Worker Thought It Was More Humiliating Than Funny

Man’s Roommate Kept Stealing His Orange Juice, So He Taught Him A Lesson By Faking Being Sick And Casually Touching All His Food

Call Center Agent Made A Sarcastic Observation About A Client To A Coworker, But Then His Coworker Actually Repeated It To The Client On A Call

Tech Support Guy Got A Call About A “Possessed Keyboard” Typing On Its Own, But When He Got There, He Figured Out The Real Cause

Client Yelled At A New Employee And Asked For The Manager, But The Manager Came In And Saved The Employee And Made Sure The Client Behaved

Park Employee Was Shocked When Asked By A Family If Eating The Berries They Found On The Trail Was Okay, But They Had Already Eaten Them

Designers Had A Customer Who Always Found A Flaw In Every Proof, So They Started Giving Him Decoy Proofs With Fake Errors

Graphic Designer’s Client Forbid Him To Use More And More Colors Until Blue Was The Only One Left, So He Made All Elements The Same Shade Of Blue

Retail Employee Has To Deal With Customers Asking For Small Bills On A Daily Basis, So When A Guy Asked For Fives And Ones, She Snapped At Him

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