He Got His Girlfriend A Job At The Company Where He Works, But She Was Extremely Incompetent And Blamed Him When She Got Fired
If she had done her job, she wouldn’t have lost it.
If she had done her job, she wouldn’t have lost it.
“Like, what is going on? I clearly do not need five/”
He has two hands, he can make his own plate.
Far more research is needed.
“This is how you make a Big Mac.”
“Biscuits will never be dry on my shift,” he whispers is a weird seductive ASMR tone.
Be sure to check your mileage next time you drop it off at the shop!
“I’m about to show y’all what type of person I am right now,” she says, hovering over bins of two options for sliced cheese.
Ah man, now I’m hungry.
“i fed this to my family. Count ya days pillsbury.”
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