Never underestimate how far Darth Vader’s breathing can travel. Lol.
Low battery levels can drain patience faster than phones.
Sometimes, doing the right thing feels a lot like doing the strategically convenient thing.
The day she eats without taking a picture first, the food will taste better.
“Always be reachable” isn’t part of the job description.
Apparently, you can still easily fail at personal verification questions about yourself.
Be careful what you wish for, especially if it’s about info dumping.
Looks like the real plot twist wasn’t in the movie…it was her boyfriend vanishing during the credits roll.
Staring at your phone while walking can be dangerous.
It’s really frustrating when friends don’t follow through with their promises.
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