He Accidentally Burned His Neighbor’s House Down, So She Tried To Scam Him For A Brand New Fence And Landscaping. So He Took Her To Court And The Judge Said She’s Out Of Her Mind.
She got greedy and now she is getting nothing.
Sorry if you’re going to have to sleep with the light on.
“Your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver”
“You can be the nicest/sweetest peach in the peach tree, but not everyone likes peaches.”
People get these wrong so often.
An excerpt from Gary Provost’s 1985 book, “100 ways to improve your writing”
Nick Murray Willis reimagines classic movie lines
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