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September 1, 2024 at 4:48 pm

She Wanted A New Handbag But Didn’t Purchase It Because The Sales Associate Was Rude. So Her Husband Got it For Her Anyway, But She Wants To Return It So The Associate Won’t Get Commission

You should just graciously accept the gift from your husband.

August 15, 2024 at 6:49 am

‘Go somewhere, we’re in cover!’ – A Salesman Came To Her Door During A Tornado And She Warns Him To Leave

The man is certainly dedicated to his job!

August 11, 2024 at 7:15 pm

She Put Up A No Soliciting Sign To Keep Salesmen Away But They Started Coming Back, So She Called The Police To Issue Fines And Warn Them To Stay Away

Just leave me alone already!

August 8, 2024 at 5:15 am

A Potential Customer Wasted Half An Hour Of His Time, So He Found Out Where He Works And Wasted His Whole Day

Wasting someone’s time never felt so good.

August 1, 2024 at 10:26 am

Customer Claims She Was Pressured Into Buying Moisturizer That Gave Her A Bad Bacterial Infection

We’ve all got to learn that ‘no’ is a whole sentence!

July 25, 2024 at 1:16 pm

She Harasses Him From Her Car As He’s Canvassing Door-To-Door And Then Calls The Cops On Him, But She’s The One Who Ends Up Getting Fined

She needs to get a life!

July 23, 2024 at 6:27 am

Saleswoman Drives A Pink Porsche And Claims She’s Making More Than Doctors And Lawyers

Let’s hope y’all are all driving your own pink Porsche soon.

July 21, 2024 at 1:14 pm

Man Vows Petty Revenge On A Fast Food Chain’s BOGO Policy, But Ends Up Increasing His Spending And Waistline

Sometimes it’s the principle of the thing.

July 7, 2024 at 3:32 pm

Customer Needed An Invoice To Switch Her Landline To VOIP, But Getting It Was Like Pulling Teeth

Another reason to loathe the phone.

June 16, 2024 at 11:49 pm

His Boss Wanted Him To Increase His “Active” Time On Phone Calls, So He Technically Followed Orders And Wasted Huge Amounts Of Time

Professional time waster FTW!

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She Wanted A New Handbag But Didn’t Purchase It Because The Sales Associate Was Rude. So Her Husband Got it For Her Anyway, But She Wants To Return It So The Associate Won’t Get Commission

‘Go somewhere, we’re in cover!’ – A Salesman Came To Her Door During A Tornado And She Warns Him To Leave

She Put Up A No Soliciting Sign To Keep Salesmen Away But They Started Coming Back, So She Called The Police To Issue Fines And Warn Them To Stay Away

A Potential Customer Wasted Half An Hour Of His Time, So He Found Out Where He Works And Wasted His Whole Day

Customer Claims She Was Pressured Into Buying Moisturizer That Gave Her A Bad Bacterial Infection

She Harasses Him From Her Car As He’s Canvassing Door-To-Door And Then Calls The Cops On Him, But She’s The One Who Ends Up Getting Fined

Saleswoman Drives A Pink Porsche And Claims She’s Making More Than Doctors And Lawyers

Man Vows Petty Revenge On A Fast Food Chain’s BOGO Policy, But Ends Up Increasing His Spending And Waistline

Customer Needed An Invoice To Switch Her Landline To VOIP, But Getting It Was Like Pulling Teeth

His Boss Wanted Him To Increase His “Active” Time On Phone Calls, So He Technically Followed Orders And Wasted Huge Amounts Of Time

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A New Manager Switched Home Visits to Phone Calls to Save Money — He Had No Idea That Decision Would Cost Him His Job

He Moved Away With His Girlfriend to Build Their Own Life — Her Family Has Turned Their Tiny Apartment Into a Second Home

His School Rolled Out a New Grading System — He Immediately Found a Way to Skip All Report Work and Still Get an A

She Got a Friendship Bracelet as a Gift And Her Friend Felt Guilty for Not Having One — That Guilt Started a Whole Fight

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She Wanted A New Handbag But Didn’t Purchase It Because The Sales Associate Was Rude. So Her Husband Got it For Her Anyway, But She Wants To Return It So The Associate Won’t Get Commission

Neighbor Complains About Homeowner’s Shed, but City Inspector Discovers a Different Problem

They Bought a House in an HOA Neighborhood Still Under Construction, Then Noticed Their Own Fence Doesn’t Follow the HOA Rules

Neighbors Kept Parking in Her Driveway and Dismissing Her Complaints, So She Had Their Vehicle Towed

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