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July 7, 2024 at 3:32 pm

Customer Needed An Invoice To Switch Her Landline To VOIP, But Getting It Was Like Pulling Teeth

Another reason to loathe the phone.

June 16, 2024 at 11:49 pm

His Boss Wanted Him To Increase His “Active” Time On Phone Calls, So He Technically Followed Orders And Wasted Huge Amounts Of Time

Professional time waster FTW!

June 13, 2024 at 2:42 am

Car Dealer Backed Out Of A Verbal Agreement, So This Guy Spread The Word About Him And Backed Out Of Another Deal Years Later

Too bad, so sad.

June 12, 2024 at 5:33 pm

When Cold Sales Callers Wouldn’t Quit Ringing, They Decided To Cleverly Waste Their Time In Return

You waste my time, I’ll waste yours.

May 6, 2024 at 8:34 pm

She Lost A Debate About How To Price A Futon, So She Found A Satisfying Loophole And Didn’t Tell Her Husband About It

My toes hurt just reading this.

May 2, 2024 at 2:25 pm

Car Dealer Jokes About Customers Trying To Sell Their Old Heap For Top Dollar – ‘Have you ever heard of repo?’

“Honestly you guys would be lucky to have it.”

April 30, 2024 at 2:36 am

Bank Won’t Close Account Without A Hefty Fee, So the Account Holder Gets Revenge By Keeping It Open With A Balance Of $1

Do what you need to do to avoid unnecessary costs.

January 13, 2024 at 8:26 pm

Impatient Salesman Insists That Important Product “Must Ship Today,” So Lab Tech Maliciously Complies And Ruins His Reputation

Be careful what you wish for!

January 12, 2024 at 12:48 pm

Homeowner Gets Revenge On Door-To-Door Salesperson When They Want Their “Freebie” Back

Come on man… have a heart!

December 27, 2023 at 6:28 am

Kid Buys Photographer’s Motorcycle And Then Uses His Pics To Try And Sell It For $500 More. So He Gets Hilarious Revenge.

I think this was the perfect level of revenge for the crime.

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Customer Needed An Invoice To Switch Her Landline To VOIP, But Getting It Was Like Pulling Teeth

His Boss Wanted Him To Increase His “Active” Time On Phone Calls, So He Technically Followed Orders And Wasted Huge Amounts Of Time

Car Dealer Backed Out Of A Verbal Agreement, So This Guy Spread The Word About Him And Backed Out Of Another Deal Years Later

When Cold Sales Callers Wouldn’t Quit Ringing, They Decided To Cleverly Waste Their Time In Return

She Lost A Debate About How To Price A Futon, So She Found A Satisfying Loophole And Didn’t Tell Her Husband About It

Car Dealer Jokes About Customers Trying To Sell Their Old Heap For Top Dollar – ‘Have you ever heard of repo?’

Bank Won’t Close Account Without A Hefty Fee, So the Account Holder Gets Revenge By Keeping It Open With A Balance Of $1

Impatient Salesman Insists That Important Product “Must Ship Today,” So Lab Tech Maliciously Complies And Ruins His Reputation

Homeowner Gets Revenge On Door-To-Door Salesperson When They Want Their “Freebie” Back

Kid Buys Photographer’s Motorcycle And Then Uses His Pics To Try And Sell It For $500 More. So He Gets Hilarious Revenge.

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