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August 11, 2024 at 7:15 pm

She Put Up A No Soliciting Sign To Keep Salesmen Away But They Started Coming Back, So She Called The Police To Issue Fines And Warn Them To Stay Away

Just leave me alone already!

August 8, 2024 at 5:15 am

A Potential Customer Wasted Half An Hour Of His Time, So He Found Out Where He Works And Wasted His Whole Day

Wasting someone’s time never felt so good.

August 1, 2024 at 10:26 am

Customer Claims She Was Pressured Into Buying Moisturizer That Gave Her A Bad Bacterial Infection

We’ve all got to learn that ‘no’ is a whole sentence!

July 25, 2024 at 1:16 pm

She Harasses Him From Her Car As He’s Canvassing Door-To-Door And Then Calls The Cops On Him, But She’s The One Who Ends Up Getting Fined

She needs to get a life!

July 23, 2024 at 6:27 am

Saleswoman Drives A Pink Porsche And Claims She’s Making More Than Doctors And Lawyers

Let’s hope y’all are all driving your own pink Porsche soon.

July 21, 2024 at 1:14 pm

Man Vows Petty Revenge On A Fast Food Chain’s BOGO Policy, But Ends Up Increasing His Spending And Waistline

Sometimes it’s the principle of the thing.

July 7, 2024 at 3:32 pm

Customer Needed An Invoice To Switch Her Landline To VOIP, But Getting It Was Like Pulling Teeth

Another reason to loathe the phone.

June 16, 2024 at 11:49 pm

His Boss Wanted Him To Increase His “Active” Time On Phone Calls, So He Technically Followed Orders And Wasted Huge Amounts Of Time

Professional time waster FTW!

June 13, 2024 at 2:42 am

Car Dealer Backed Out Of A Verbal Agreement, So This Guy Spread The Word About Him And Backed Out Of Another Deal Years Later

Too bad, so sad.

June 12, 2024 at 5:33 pm

When Cold Sales Callers Wouldn’t Quit Ringing, They Decided To Cleverly Waste Their Time In Return

You waste my time, I’ll waste yours.

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She Put Up A No Soliciting Sign To Keep Salesmen Away But They Started Coming Back, So She Called The Police To Issue Fines And Warn Them To Stay Away

A Potential Customer Wasted Half An Hour Of His Time, So He Found Out Where He Works And Wasted His Whole Day

Customer Claims She Was Pressured Into Buying Moisturizer That Gave Her A Bad Bacterial Infection

She Harasses Him From Her Car As He’s Canvassing Door-To-Door And Then Calls The Cops On Him, But She’s The One Who Ends Up Getting Fined

Saleswoman Drives A Pink Porsche And Claims She’s Making More Than Doctors And Lawyers

Man Vows Petty Revenge On A Fast Food Chain’s BOGO Policy, But Ends Up Increasing His Spending And Waistline

Customer Needed An Invoice To Switch Her Landline To VOIP, But Getting It Was Like Pulling Teeth

His Boss Wanted Him To Increase His “Active” Time On Phone Calls, So He Technically Followed Orders And Wasted Huge Amounts Of Time

Car Dealer Backed Out Of A Verbal Agreement, So This Guy Spread The Word About Him And Backed Out Of Another Deal Years Later

When Cold Sales Callers Wouldn’t Quit Ringing, They Decided To Cleverly Waste Their Time In Return

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She’s Tried To Ignore Her Roommate’s Late-Night Phone Calls, But Getting Woken Up At 3 AM Finally Pushed Her To Want A Cutoff Time

A Snowstorm Brought Out The Worst In Customers, And It Finally Broke His Already-Jaded Coworker

She Needed Emergency Surgery Right After Giving Birth, But Her Husband Left Her Alone To Take His Son To The Movies

She Tried to Tolerated Her Neighbor’s 2:00 AM Studio Beats—Until Low-Frequency Bass Shook Her Walls for Six Hours Straight

She Stood Waiting for a Truck Driver to Unblock Her Car Door—Only for Him to Fly into a Rage Over Her “Bad Manners”

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