His Roommate Accused Him of a Deliberate Household Sin. His Brilliant, Petty Response Was to Steal His Most Valuable Chess Piece.
Check. Mate!
Check. Mate!
Need a haircut, too, lady?
You shall not pass, you egotistical, entitled jerks.
Somebody, throw me a bone!
Where is your shopping cart?
She’s just trying to be a good dog owner.
Directing her ego
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