Wife Went Under For Surgery, But Hubby Went Out For Lunch. Now She Can’t Look At Him The Same.
Nothing says “in sickness and in health” like ditching your wife mid-surgery for a sandwich, right?
Nothing says “in sickness and in health” like ditching your wife mid-surgery for a sandwich, right?
Walking over dollars to pick up dimes.
It is time for sister to pull her weight.
Better not mess with big sister, or you’ll get bounced.
Whatever Mike’s deal was, it was no excuse to be a Peeping Tom.
This is getting super messy.
“When I got engaged she never congratulated me she only said she hopes the kids are invited.”
Would you go to a party if the price of entry was a $1K cheese grater?
“We both make a good living so we can afford it but I still cringe at the grocery bill.”
“In our culture the groom’s side is expected to pay for the wedding.”
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