If there’s one thing that makes life worth living, it’s a sweet treat.
Looks like the problem isn’t the instructions but the person reading them.
Surely the crossing guard can make an exception to the rule.
If the gym closes at 10, strolling out at 10:15 and asking for politeness might be pushing it.
She listed every achievement on her résumé except the one that actually mattered — being a decent sibling.
He deserved much worse than that.
When nobody knows anything, the cameras usually remember everything.
When someone keeps rewriting your private conversations, sometimes the only safe response is to stop giving them new material.
The only gift this man deserved was a good ol’ fashioned reality check.
Sometimes, the bill tells the real story.
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