April 1, 2025 at 8:49 am
Her Walmart Grocery Order Showed Up With Way Too Many Fruity Pebbles, And She Learned A Valuable Lesson In Ordering While Sleepy
“Like, what is going on? I clearly do not need five/”
“Like, what is going on? I clearly do not need five/”
He has two hands, he can make his own plate.
Far more research is needed.
“This is how you make a Big Mac.”
“Biscuits will never be dry on my shift,” he whispers is a weird seductive ASMR tone.
Be sure to check your mileage next time you drop it off at the shop!
“I’m about to show y’all what type of person I am right now,” she says, hovering over bins of two options for sliced cheese.
Ah man, now I’m hungry.
“i fed this to my family. Count ya days pillsbury.”
Go ahead, eat like a kid again.
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