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August 18, 2023 at 1:51 pm

‘Going anywhere that requires you to breathe in so your rib cage will fit.’ People Talk About What Other Folks Want to Do That Is Actually Really Silly

Please be smart, fam.

August 17, 2023 at 4:21 pm

‘I’ll make someone else take your order. I don’t want to put up with this right now.’ A Car Full Of Pranksters All Tried To Order Chick-Fil-A At The Same Time, And This Employee Wasn’t Having It

She genuinely deserves ALL the tips.

August 17, 2023 at 10:19 am

‘Orange means you’re strange.’ Guy Claims Dutch Bros. Coffee Gives Out Straw Colors Based On What They Think About Customers

If this is true… WILD!

August 17, 2023 at 6:11 am

‘Why do I always get myself into this?’ The Cake Writer Wasn’t There, So She Had To Do It Herself

Hey, at the end of the day, it’s the thought that counts, right?

August 16, 2023 at 10:43 pm

‘I always hand the check to the baby and say, “looks like it’s on him tonight.” A Server Shared the Dad Jokes She Tells At Work To Get Big Tips

I bet she makes BANK on her tips.

August 16, 2023 at 9:17 pm

‘This is my new pickup move.’ A Woman Accidentally Ordered Food to the Fire Station Across the Street And It’s Hilariously Embarrassing

So was this an actual mistake?

August 16, 2023 at 9:47 am

‘When daycare makes you send a lunch and you aren’t allowed any packaged foods.’ A Mom Disguised a Microwaveable Meal as a Homecooked One to Get Around Daycare Rules for Her Child

Make it easier on parents, please!

August 15, 2023 at 9:33 pm

‘Genius!’ A Taco Bell Customer Filled up a 5-Gallon Container With Baja Blast And Nobody Stopped Him

I’m not saying I’m gonna try it… but I’m VERY tempted…

August 15, 2023 at 8:35 am

‘Fantasize about having the perfect life.’ People Talk About Things That Everyone Does…but They Won’t Admit

Yeah… I’ve done some of theses.

August 13, 2023 at 10:41 pm

‘Catfishing gone corporate.’ People Made Fun of Job Seekers Who Use AI to Make Fake Headshots

I think AI is so overblown.

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‘Going anywhere that requires you to breathe in so your rib cage will fit.’ People Talk About What Other Folks Want to Do That Is Actually Really Silly

‘I’ll make someone else take your order. I don’t want to put up with this right now.’ A Car Full Of Pranksters All Tried To Order Chick-Fil-A At The Same Time, And This Employee Wasn’t Having It

‘Orange means you’re strange.’ Guy Claims Dutch Bros. Coffee Gives Out Straw Colors Based On What They Think About Customers

‘Why do I always get myself into this?’ The Cake Writer Wasn’t There, So She Had To Do It Herself

‘I always hand the check to the baby and say, “looks like it’s on him tonight.” A Server Shared the Dad Jokes She Tells At Work To Get Big Tips

‘This is my new pickup move.’ A Woman Accidentally Ordered Food to the Fire Station Across the Street And It’s Hilariously Embarrassing

‘When daycare makes you send a lunch and you aren’t allowed any packaged foods.’ A Mom Disguised a Microwaveable Meal as a Homecooked One to Get Around Daycare Rules for Her Child

‘Genius!’ A Taco Bell Customer Filled up a 5-Gallon Container With Baja Blast And Nobody Stopped Him

‘Fantasize about having the perfect life.’ People Talk About Things That Everyone Does…but They Won’t Admit

‘Catfishing gone corporate.’ People Made Fun of Job Seekers Who Use AI to Make Fake Headshots

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‘Going anywhere that requires you to breathe in so your rib cage will fit.’ People Talk About What Other Folks Want to Do That Is Actually Really Silly

Company Announces New Overtime Policy, and Employees Walk Out of the Meeting

His Manager Said No Overtime — So on Thanksgiving He Clocked Out Exactly on Time With a Full Line of Customers Still Waiting

A Construction Crew Used A Tenant’s Power Without Permission, Leading To A Complaint To Management

A Work-From-Home Employee Is Struggling To Focus Because Their Neighbors Spend All Day Making Noise Outside