If you’re traveling to the edge of the solar system, bring a cold drink to try to stay cool.
Absence can’t be erased by a short presence at a funeral.
When it comes to this price, take it or leave it.
I’ll drink to that.
What a cute random act of kindness!
Stay in your own lane.
It’s not funny, babe.
You can’t please everyone, especially when someone thinks the world should revolve around them.
The universe still holds many secrets and surprises.
This friend isn’t much of a friend.
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