June 29, 2025 at 3:48 pm
The Dodgers Won’t Stop Winning Games, So This Guy Won’t Stop Eating Panda Express
Now I’m hungry.
Now I’m hungry.
‘I gotta get my protein in the flight.’
“The economy is so bad teslas got solar panels strapped on,” reads the caption.
Is it true that car salesmen are not allowed to negotiate on the prices of cars anymore?
“POV,” says the caption, “you went to Joann’s ‘store closing’ ‘everything must go’ sale.”
Sauce girls beware.
I don’t know how anything works anymore.
There doesn’t appear to be any end in sight.
“I might be cooked. Car’s unlocked. The junk is still not opening. I got 40 miles to the tank. Yeah, I’m cooked, all right?”
Don’t complain if you’re not willing to walk in to fix the problem.
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