“This just ruined my entire day so I’m gonna let it ruin your day too,” she begins.
“So I know you’re not supposed to put, um, Q-Tips in your ear…”
“Bet you’ve never heard of this Vaseline hack,” he says, while being a real creepo.
“Oh, what a waste of money. Don’t get the grilled cheese from McDonald’s.”
Sweet dreams, everybody.
Sounds like a party I don’t even wanna be around, tbh.
Ummmm… yikes!
“When y’all park, you feel me? When you park at Walmart to avoid the cruise 35 dollar a day fee, man.”
I have very mixed feelings writing this after eating a box of Cheez-Its.
If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
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