It’s embarrassing to call someone stupid when you’re the one who’s acting that way.
If I’m not on the schedule, neither is my alarm clock.
It’s a basic grocery store math: no quarter, no cart.
A hilarious encounter with a customer makes work really fun.
If you can’t bend the rules for the players, the players create creative ways to bend the rules.
Looks like the problem isn’t the instructions but the person reading them.
When nobody knows anything, the cameras usually remember everything.
Sometimes, the bill tells the real story.
Some habits really do outlive the people who started them.
It’s your money. No one can force you to give it up.
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