‘Me when I get a car.’ A Woman Went to an Oil Change Business to Get Lashes Put On Her Car
“So honey… what did you do at work today?”
“A guide dog’s job is to drive the car for the blind person”
What a story!
You can’t get me now! I’m inside!!”
“A lady on Facebook once told me I look like Voldemort’s lethargic grandson.”
“I ended up marrying that pretty girl.”
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