It’s best to let the past be in the past!
Now grandma has a new story to tell, except she probably won’t tell it.
Sometimes you have to be petty to get people to respect you.
Always repay what you borrow!
You don’t pay her bills, you don’t get her babysitting!
Come on Sears, be better.
He should have listened.
Being happy about something isn’t the same as engineering it.
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks…
Someone get both of these women a pacifier.
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