February 11, 2023 at 1:43 am
He Expects His Girlfriend to Cancel Her Plans for Him. Is He Wrong?
“she didn’t care that I was too tried to hike and chose to go without me.”
“she didn’t care that I was too tried to hike and chose to go without me.”
“Anne Frank, Martin Luther King, and Barbara Walters were all born in the same year, 1929.”
“Why do you need 20 bedrooms and 17 bathrooms?!”
“Maisie has some sort of chromosomal disorder. “
“My brother will lie about ANYTHING”
More surprises in cereal boxes!!
“I show up to Annie’s and all of the sudden I felt like the new kid in school.”
Some interesting perspectives…
Ermmmm.. yum?
H G Wells said he wanted his epitaph to be “I told you so. You damned fools!”
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