His Account Was On His Daughter’s Tablet, But Now That He And His Wife Are Splitting Up, He’s Pretty Sure He Needs To Log Out
“She said if didn’t have anything to hide I didn’t have to worry.”
“She said if didn’t have anything to hide I didn’t have to worry.”
This prank proposal made everyone hope he DOESN’T put a ring on it.
But clearly, neither one is ready to part ways with the expensive sweatshirt.
Fool her once, shame on them — fool her twice, not a chance.
“I’m going to pay $175 more just so I can get to sleep on a bed.”
She isn’t feeling it.
Have you ever been so hangry you invaded someone’s home?
“Today, after the meeting, I brought up something I have noticed in the men’s restroom.”
He didn’t have any spare patience, so he paid in nickels.
With enough time and understanding, anything is possible.
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