“Not to body shame,” he begins, “but Cottonelle’s hole is huge now, and they’re pulling a fast one.”
“This is trash, and you know it.”
This is gonna break a lot of hearts.
Never judge a book by its cover — or a shopper by their outfit.
Wholesome and safe for all.
Even our junk is junk now.
I’m glad she was there!
“The bigger box and the smaller amount of cereal.”
It could’ve been so much worse!
That’s one way to do an upsell.
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