April 4, 2025 at 2:49 am
Customer Was Going To Pick Up Some Chips At The Grocery Store, But After A Little Math Later He Realized They Cost As Much As A Ribeye Steak
“I forgot you could weigh air.”
“I forgot you could weigh air.”
“Advice from a Dollar Tree manager.”
“So I open up a package of cheese, brand new, right?”
“If a robot actually shows up at my door with a fork, I’m gonna be kind of freaked out.”
“May your pillow be cool on both sides for the rest of your life.”
“I got one, two, three, four of them.”
Apparently it’s a perk!
“So right now, our company is, uh, finding another captain to get here.”
“You no longer friends with me. I don’t even know you.”
The data usually skews negative.
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