Starbucks Barista Baffled by an Impossible Sausage Sandwich Ordered With… a Pump of Vanilla?

“1 pump vanilla sausage was my nickname in college.”
“1 pump vanilla sausage was my nickname in college.”
“Banks are my worst nightmare.”
“I know that transmission cryin’.”
Keep your eyes peeled!
“my god, that’s genius.”
“You should not sign documents you do not understand”
Yes, this is a real thing!
“Quitting my corporate stable job that I love in this economy???”
“Tipping your landlord is wild and I’m a landlord LOL.”
Calling your pool a natatorium makes a difference!
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