June 1, 2025 at 4:48 pm
Man Perplexed By Strawberry Oatmeal That Lacks Strawberries Asks, ‘Walmart, You Good?’
Better bring your magnifying glass to the store.
Better bring your magnifying glass to the store.
What do you mean, you have feelings?
Surprise! I did what you asked me to!
Hate isn’t a valid opinion.
Now beg me for forgiveness, servant.
Message received.
I love you, too, honey!
I’m immature? No, you are.
Take THAT, nail polish remover.
You came back to me. But why?
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