March 30, 2025 at 4:48 am
She’s Been Trying To Open A Jar Of Pickles For Days, But Then She Discovered A New Method
“TikTok what would I do without you?”
“TikTok what would I do without you?”
“We don’t have kids, and while I make enough to support us, it would mean cutting back on luxuries and saving less for the future.”
Stay safe out there!
“I’m about to show y’all what type of person I am right now,” she says, hovering over bins of two options for sliced cheese.
Ah man, now I’m hungry.
“i fed this to my family. Count ya days pillsbury.”
Go ahead, eat like a kid again.
“Okay, this is a nineteen dollar strawberry from Erewhon,” she begins.
“They say that the restaurant has this rule,” she says, pointing her camera at the menu.
“Signed, Overstimmied and Underfed.”
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