The difference between disaster and success is a creative solution using the tools you have on hand.
If you treat something like it’s yours, don’t be shocked when the bill shows up.
Funny how family land often causes disputes among family members.
If someone makes fun of you in public, they don’t deserve any help in private.
If you can’t stand the noise in the middle of the night, make sure you don’t make it either.
Sometimes, the best way to teach responsibility is to let your kids bike to school.
If someone really needs oxycodone, the hospital can easily provide it for them.
If you don’t want to pay, then don’t bring kids to the wedding.
When it comes to your future career, you can’t simply “reschedule” it.
Some people are just very hard to please.
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