If you can’t stand the noise in the middle of the night, make sure you don’t make it either.
Sometimes, the best way to teach responsibility is to let your kids bike to school.
If someone really needs oxycodone, the hospital can easily provide it for them.
If you don’t want to pay, then don’t bring kids to the wedding.
When it comes to your future career, you can’t simply “reschedule” it.
Some people are just very hard to please.
Shared parenting works better when responsibilities are actually shared.
Funny how a short walk feels much longer when it’s someone else’s problem.
Never underestimate how far Darth Vader’s breathing can travel. Lol.
Low battery levels can drain patience faster than phones.
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