If the gift comes already partially opened, then it’s not a very generous gift.
You can’t suddenly claim ownership of something you just borrowed.
Her life is probably better now.
There are good reasons the park is for members only.
Funny how fast “not your job” turns into “please fix this immediately.”
Sometimes the best exit strategy is walking out and never looking back.
Sometimes the exit interview practically writes itself!
Constant criticisms can eventually push the chef to their breaking point.
That’s just wrong.
If you make the plan, you gotta stand by the plan!
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