He should have asked Ted if he was going to split half of the commission with him.
I guess this was a touchy subject, huh…?
Newsflash: the Renaissance Fair has room for more than one tiara.
Customers really need to work on following directions.
When noise-canceling headphones can’t cancel that noise, “shut up” starts to sound like sweet relief.
You learn something new every day…
Looks like she’ll have to find a real employee to complain about.
If “selfish” means finally getting a full night’s sleep, then every exhausted parent would be guilty.
What is going on on Mars?
The store announcement was lost in translation.
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