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May 5, 2025 at 11:15 am

Loan Officer Is Told To Make Cold Calls, But The Employee Finds A Way To Make Sure All The Calls Go Straight To Voicemail

Nobody likes getting cold calls.

May 3, 2025 at 5:49 am

There Was A $5 Fee For Paying A $10 Bill With Cash, So Customer Paid The Bill From His Bank Account Instead

A dollar saved is a dollar earned!

April 30, 2025 at 9:48 pm

He Discovers A Critical Issue On His Employer’s Website, But His Managers Won’t Listen To Him In Time To Save Face With The Client

Software shmoftware, said the manager.

April 30, 2025 at 1:46 am

Bank Employee Wants Oil Terminal Employee To Include Everything Technically Required In The Document Distribution Matrix, But The Bank Employee Has No Idea How Much Unnecessary Paperwork Will Be Included

At least he only had to do it the one time!

April 29, 2025 at 5:43 am

Bank Representative Called A Woman To Ask For Information And Prevent Her Account From Being Cancelled, But She Said To Never Call Her Again And Hung Up On Her

Maybe this ‘Karen’ was ahead of her time.

April 27, 2025 at 11:55 am

Store Owners Were Charged A Penalty When They Deposited Loose Changed At The Bank, So They Stopped And Now The Bank Has To Ship In More Change

Coins can really add up!

April 25, 2025 at 12:15 pm

The Savings Account Offered By A Bank Seemed Great, But It Actually Paid Out Nothing For Most People. So This Grandpa Crunched The Numbers And Found A Way To Get Double The Advertised Interest Rate.

Finally, someone beats the bank at its own game.

April 24, 2025 at 11:15 am

Her Bank Wanted Her To Keep A Home Equity Loan Open For A House She Didn’t Own, So She Finally Threatened To Use The Money Even Though They Had No Collateral To Leverage

Banks can be shady sometimes.

April 23, 2025 at 1:21 pm

Man Wanted To Transfer His Retirement Funds Into Another Account, But Refused To Pay The $50 Closing Fee. So He Kept The Account Open And Started A Petty Tradition.

Senior man and woman talking about retirement while looking at a tablet

Sometimes, the most satisfying payback is costing the company a few dollars for the rest of your life!

April 23, 2025 at 12:35 pm

Boatyard Owner Suggested Cleaning A Boat That Was Part Of A Bankruptcy Case, But The Bank Told Him Not To Touch Anything. So He Did Exactly That And Let All The Fish On It Rot.

Guess the banker got baited by his own request.

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Loan Officer Is Told To Make Cold Calls, But The Employee Finds A Way To Make Sure All The Calls Go Straight To Voicemail

There Was A $5 Fee For Paying A $10 Bill With Cash, So Customer Paid The Bill From His Bank Account Instead

He Discovers A Critical Issue On His Employer’s Website, But His Managers Won’t Listen To Him In Time To Save Face With The Client

Bank Employee Wants Oil Terminal Employee To Include Everything Technically Required In The Document Distribution Matrix, But The Bank Employee Has No Idea How Much Unnecessary Paperwork Will Be Included

Bank Representative Called A Woman To Ask For Information And Prevent Her Account From Being Cancelled, But She Said To Never Call Her Again And Hung Up On Her

Store Owners Were Charged A Penalty When They Deposited Loose Changed At The Bank, So They Stopped And Now The Bank Has To Ship In More Change

The Savings Account Offered By A Bank Seemed Great, But It Actually Paid Out Nothing For Most People. So This Grandpa Crunched The Numbers And Found A Way To Get Double The Advertised Interest Rate.

Her Bank Wanted Her To Keep A Home Equity Loan Open For A House She Didn’t Own, So She Finally Threatened To Use The Money Even Though They Had No Collateral To Leverage

Man Wanted To Transfer His Retirement Funds Into Another Account, But Refused To Pay The $50 Closing Fee. So He Kept The Account Open And Started A Petty Tradition.

Boatyard Owner Suggested Cleaning A Boat That Was Part Of A Bankruptcy Case, But The Bank Told Him Not To Touch Anything. So He Did Exactly That And Let All The Fish On It Rot.

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