A Teacher Read Some Pretty Wild Quotes From His Second-Grade Students. – ‘Can I write a letter to my dad? He went to jail last night.’
Kids today…you never know what they’re gonna say!
He was only trying to be a nice guy and this is how he gets repaid?!?!
It sounds like it’s time to kick her to the curb!
Is locking down the fridge a stone cold move?
Not all dad jokes are bad jokes… but this one is.
They’re having a hard time figuring out a final resting place for their father.
What kind of a person wants to have their own dance at someone else’s wedding?
I told her the time for that passed when I was a child and dad wasn’t around much.
You cannot demand access to someone’s children… no matter how close you think you are.
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