July 15, 2025 at 5:20 am
Single Man Can’t Cook And Can’t Afford Takeout, But Since He Knows His Neighbor Can Cook, He Thought She Might Want To Share With Him
Boil some chicken or something.
Boil some chicken or something.
Dude, take a hint…no means no!
“Okay, so my parents are doing renovations in our house, and we decided to take down a middle wall and just look at what we found.”
Sometimes you have to stick up for what’s right, even if those close to you don’t agree.
“Doing my squirrel smile on the customers,” reads the caption with the view out a fast food drive through window.
This is scary.
She should make sure everyone knows what’s going on, including her neighbor’s family.
Your car isn’t a café, and “no thanks” is a full sentence.
Maybe an upgrade to that doorbell is in order.
Some jokes just aren’t funny, and some boundaries shouldn’t need explaining.
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