FUNNY Archives

August 20, 2023 at 8:52 am

‘bro she just dumped me outta nowhere.’ Husband Puts Away Leftovers In A Trash Bag So His Wife Puts Him On Blast

Is this grounds for divorce? Some think so.

August 20, 2023 at 7:17 am

‘Lay awake at night remembering everything that you’ve done wrong in your entire life in 30 seconds.’ What Does Everyone Do, But They Won’t Admit?

Okay, now I’m thinking of all the things I’ve done that I can’t take back.

August 20, 2023 at 2:38 am

‘Do not recommend serving ketchup with the chicken nuggets.’ A Little Girl Used A Bride’s Wedding Dress As A Tissue And It’s Hilariously Adorable

Kids have no idea what they’re doing, lol.

August 19, 2023 at 12:31 pm

‘When I realize it wasn’t the intro to ‘Nobody No Crime.’ This Woman Didn’t Realize She Was Getting Pulled Over By The Cops Because She Was Listening To A Taylor Swift Song

It’s so hilarious when songs do this. And annoying.

August 18, 2023 at 4:22 pm

‘Not only are you not getting the job, but I’m pressing charges.’ A Manager Brought Balloon Animals To A Job Interview After The Applicant Included It On His Resume

Just be honest. It’s (nearly) always the best policy.

August 18, 2023 at 1:51 pm

‘Going anywhere that requires you to breathe in so your rib cage will fit.’ People Talk About What Other Folks Want to Do That Is Actually Really Silly

Please be smart, fam.

August 17, 2023 at 4:21 pm

‘I’ll make someone else take your order. I don’t want to put up with this right now.’ A Car Full Of Pranksters All Tried To Order Chick-Fil-A At The Same Time, And This Employee Wasn’t Having It

She genuinely deserves ALL the tips.

August 17, 2023 at 10:19 am

‘Orange means you’re strange.’ Guy Claims Dutch Bros. Coffee Gives Out Straw Colors Based On What They Think About Customers

If this is true… WILD!

August 17, 2023 at 6:11 am

‘Why do I always get myself into this?’ The Cake Writer Wasn’t There, So She Had To Do It Herself

Hey, at the end of the day, it’s the thought that counts, right?

August 16, 2023 at 10:43 pm

‘I always hand the check to the baby and say, “looks like it’s on him tonight.” A Server Shared the Dad Jokes She Tells At Work To Get Big Tips

I bet she makes BANK on her tips.

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‘bro she just dumped me outta nowhere.’ Husband Puts Away Leftovers In A Trash Bag So His Wife Puts Him On Blast

‘Lay awake at night remembering everything that you’ve done wrong in your entire life in 30 seconds.’ What Does Everyone Do, But They Won’t Admit?

‘Do not recommend serving ketchup with the chicken nuggets.’ A Little Girl Used A Bride’s Wedding Dress As A Tissue And It’s Hilariously Adorable

‘When I realize it wasn’t the intro to ‘Nobody No Crime.’ This Woman Didn’t Realize She Was Getting Pulled Over By The Cops Because She Was Listening To A Taylor Swift Song

‘Not only are you not getting the job, but I’m pressing charges.’ A Manager Brought Balloon Animals To A Job Interview After The Applicant Included It On His Resume

‘Going anywhere that requires you to breathe in so your rib cage will fit.’ People Talk About What Other Folks Want to Do That Is Actually Really Silly

‘I’ll make someone else take your order. I don’t want to put up with this right now.’ A Car Full Of Pranksters All Tried To Order Chick-Fil-A At The Same Time, And This Employee Wasn’t Having It

‘Orange means you’re strange.’ Guy Claims Dutch Bros. Coffee Gives Out Straw Colors Based On What They Think About Customers

‘Why do I always get myself into this?’ The Cake Writer Wasn’t There, So She Had To Do It Herself

‘I always hand the check to the baby and say, “looks like it’s on him tonight.” A Server Shared the Dad Jokes She Tells At Work To Get Big Tips

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