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April 15, 2025 at 3:22 pm

New Management Company Sent An Inspector To Look At The Apartment Building, But The Building Manager Didn’t Show Up For Work And The Janitor Ends Up Getting Promoted

bald man in a blue collared shirt stands near a window

He worked hard, and it showed!

April 15, 2025 at 2:21 am

Store Manager Can’t Allow Customers To Enter The Store During A Power Outage, But One Customer Thought He Was Above The Rules

Money doesn’t talk when the power’s out.

April 14, 2025 at 9:49 pm

Her Friend Got A Job Playing A Doctor On A Popular TV Show, But Another Friend Thought He Was A Real Doctor And Things Got Weird

Just because you saw it on TV doesn’t mean it’s real.

April 14, 2025 at 4:22 pm

Tired Woman Stops At A Fast Food Restaurant In Between Shifts, But When A Crazy Customer Throws A Chair At Her, The Manager Calls The Police

That manager deserves an award.

April 14, 2025 at 2:21 pm

Crazy Woman At The Grocery Store Mistakes Another Customer For An Employee, But They Refuse To Help Her. So She Accuses Him Of Assault And Calls The Police.

man looking at meat at the grocery store

She messed with the wrong person.

April 14, 2025 at 11:55 am

Woman Asks A Fellow Movie Goer To Throw Away Her Trash For Her, But When He Refuses To Do It, She Complains To “His Manager”

You shouldn’t have to work when you’re not at work.

April 14, 2025 at 11:35 am

Airbnb Guests Try To Check In Early, But When A Neighbor Tries To Help Them The Guests Are So Rude That Airbnb Cancels Their Reservation

couple standing outside a house with suitcases

Hopefully that couple gets banned from Airbnb.

April 14, 2025 at 11:15 am

Bowling Alley Customer Thinks Another Customer Is An Employee, But When She Won’t Serve Him Drinks And Food, He Insists On Speaking To Her Manager

It would’ve been hard to stay that calm.

April 14, 2025 at 10:21 am

Crazy Professor Mistakes Her Boss’s Wife For A College Student, But She Decides Not To Correct Her And Let Her Dig Herself A Deeper Hole

The professor is out of control!

April 14, 2025 at 9:20 am

Family Keeps Getting Phone Calls That Are Intended For A Local Pizza Hut, But When The Manager Refuses To Do Anything To Help, They Take Matters Into Their Own Hands

smiling teenage girl talking on the phone

All they had to do was change the phone number!

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New Management Company Sent An Inspector To Look At The Apartment Building, But The Building Manager Didn’t Show Up For Work And The Janitor Ends Up Getting Promoted

Store Manager Can’t Allow Customers To Enter The Store During A Power Outage, But One Customer Thought He Was Above The Rules

Her Friend Got A Job Playing A Doctor On A Popular TV Show, But Another Friend Thought He Was A Real Doctor And Things Got Weird

Tired Woman Stops At A Fast Food Restaurant In Between Shifts, But When A Crazy Customer Throws A Chair At Her, The Manager Calls The Police

Crazy Woman At The Grocery Store Mistakes Another Customer For An Employee, But They Refuse To Help Her. So She Accuses Him Of Assault And Calls The Police.

Woman Asks A Fellow Movie Goer To Throw Away Her Trash For Her, But When He Refuses To Do It, She Complains To “His Manager”

Airbnb Guests Try To Check In Early, But When A Neighbor Tries To Help Them The Guests Are So Rude That Airbnb Cancels Their Reservation

Bowling Alley Customer Thinks Another Customer Is An Employee, But When She Won’t Serve Him Drinks And Food, He Insists On Speaking To Her Manager

Crazy Professor Mistakes Her Boss’s Wife For A College Student, But She Decides Not To Correct Her And Let Her Dig Herself A Deeper Hole

Family Keeps Getting Phone Calls That Are Intended For A Local Pizza Hut, But When The Manager Refuses To Do Anything To Help, They Take Matters Into Their Own Hands

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