If I’m not on the schedule, neither is my alarm clock.
Scanning twelve items on a self-checkout counter isn’t a career change.
A cashier’s smile is part of the job, not an offer to be a bestie.
“No” doesn’t turn into “yes” just because you hit replay.
You can explain store policy, but you can’t explain customers’ stubbornness.
Some parenting lessons apparently come with a “watch your toddler” disclaimer.
Some people think they can just change the prices of products in the store.
Looks like the mom forgot basic store etiquette the same way she forgot their shoes.
Just ask for a second bag.
A customer service smile is part of the uniform… not a marriage proposal.
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