There’s nothing more satisfying than a perfectly executed petty revenge plot.
Childbirth is NOT about the dad.
The only celebration is that she is gone.
Divorce can be really hard on the kids.
Never mess with a person with a lot of time on their hands.
They can each have their own separate Thanksgiving this year.
Just because you’re the owner doesn’t mean you can steal.
Sometimes, you just have to yell at them to make them stop mocking you.
Being friends with rude people will get you nowhere, literally.
I wonder how many other wedding vendors the groom doesn’t want to pay.
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