When You Drop Your Truck Off At The Mechanic, You Don’t Expect To See It In A Drive Thru Later That Day. But That’s What Happened To This Woman.
Whether they are supposed to or not, this would be surprising.
Whether they are supposed to or not, this would be surprising.
Gas is expensive!
“I forgot you could weigh air.”
“Advice from a Dollar Tree manager.”
I just want to see them sword fight.
“So I open up a package of cheese, brand new, right?”
“If a robot actually shows up at my door with a fork, I’m gonna be kind of freaked out.”
“May your pillow be cool on both sides for the rest of your life.”
Apparently it’s a perk!
“So right now, our company is, uh, finding another captain to get here.”
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