‘I was literally about to go buy a new machine.’ – Her Son’s Laundry Had Oil Stains On Them After They Were Washed, But Then She Saw What He Was Doing To Clean Them
Now, apologize to your sweaters.
Now, apologize to your sweaters.
Requirements: Must be able to sing opera while doing a handstand.
I hope they don’t deliver children.
Are the strawberries dipped in gold?
The writing does seem to be on the wall.
Bank holds suck.
I bet it’s hard not to help them all.
Nothing is private anymore.
“Two, three, or five things didn’t break on the car at once.”
Be careful the next time you’re craving a big gulp, folks!
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