Woman Explains Why Sleeping With Contacts Is A Danger You Do Not Want To Test. – ‘I slept in mine for 3 months straight before.’
Looking at this, lady, I am thinking wear glasses – you can get some very cool pairs!
Looking at this, lady, I am thinking wear glasses – you can get some very cool pairs!
Move over, Dad. Your wife and son have moustaches to shave.
Toddlers are hilarious in any language.
They should write a children’s book.
Now, apologize to your sweaters.
Requirements: Must be able to sing opera while doing a handstand.
I hope they don’t deliver children.
Are the strawberries dipped in gold?
The writing does seem to be on the wall.
Bank holds suck.
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