The Friday Shirk Report - March 5, 2010 | Volume 47
By Twisted Sifter on Friday, March 5, 2010 filed under FUNNY THE SHIRK REPORT VIDEOS.
Welcome to the Friday Shirk Report where you will find 20 images, 10 articles and 5 videos from the previous week of sifting. Enjoy!
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20 IMAGES
- How to save someone from a fire and have fun doing it!
- The highest praise you can receive on eBay
- Monsieur Obama Does Not Approve
- If you laugh at this you’re probably going to hell…Uhm, I’ll see you there
- How to make a bacon and cheese stuffed Pizza Burger
- Don’t worry, we’ve all of thought of it
- The Ultimate Insult
- “What up Baby? I mean Gangsta. I mean…”
- She’ll Drive you Mad, Man!
- This is not the first, nor will it be the last, time I have been impressed by a monkey
- Cool Colour Spectrum with Leaves
- Steve Jobs Master Plan is Leaked
- I see what you did there. Well played
- Easter Eggs for Hitler
- Get me the F*ck outta here
- Show me your craziest face paint picture and I’ll show you this
- Stupid and Obnoxious. Deadly combination
- There comes a point in golf when you have to give up and admit your ball is gone
- MacGyver. Even good guys abuse their abilities sometimes
- Happy Holidays from Steven Segal!
10 ARTICLES
- Sexy Beast: The 500-Horsepower Plug-in Porsche
- The Big Picture: Vancouver 2010 part deux
- The Fanciest Indoor Pool I’ve Ever Seen
- Gallery of World Press Photo Award Winners. The First One Might Anger You
- How not to hide Cocaine
- 10 Elevator Ads that Make you Look Twice
- Abandoned Places: 10 Creepy, Beautiful Modern Ruins
- Stunning Photographs of Earth from Above
- The Oldest Cities in the World
- NASA Discovers 1.3 Trillion Pounds of Water Ice on the Moon
5 VIDEOS
ENJOY THE WEEKEND CHEEKY MONKEYS!
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The Friday Shirk Report - February 26, 2010 | Volume 46
By Twisted Sifter on Friday, February 26, 2010 filed under FUNNY THE SHIRK REPORT VIDEOS.
Welcome to the Friday Shirk Report where you will find 20 images, 10 articles and 5 videos from the previous week of sifting. Enjoy!
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20 IMAGES
- This is known as a bodycheck
- Mike Comrie Proposes to Hillary Duff. This is one of the reasons why
- Durr Hard and Durr Hard 2
- 270 Turn Fail
- Who needs legs when you got fingers like these?
- Good Intentions. Poorly Executed
- Epic Beard Man Gif. It was only a matter of time before this was made (Search YouTube if you don’t know who ‘epic beard man’ is, you may be disappointed though)
- Curiosity killed the Cat Master
- Meet Peter Neckman
- Bunnies. Sometimes they…
- What’s so Awkward About this Photo?
- This is what you call a ‘double entendre’
- This picture makes creepy pictures look normal
- “Prepare for ludicrous speed!”
- Remember Cassette Tapes? They’re back kind of…
- Calvin & Hobbes in 2010
- Strict Dress Code Sign
- Brilliant Capture of an Ant lifting 100 times its body weight
- Collaborate and listen
- *Spidey Senses Tingling*
10 ARTICLES
- Check out the ‘Boneyard’. The Biggest Plane Cemetery in the World
- Jaw-Dropping Facts and Figures about Google
- Chilling Collection of the Newly Released Aerial Images from September 11
- The Most Accurate, Highest Resolution Earth View to Date
- 20 Mind Blowing Creative Resumes
- Need a New Wallpaper? Here’s a 188-picture photo gallery for you to choose from 
- 22 Hottest Examples of Flame Photography
- Small Living: Insane Sliding Apartment in Hong Kong
- 1,200 Pounds of Hulking Steel form a Hulking Alien Queen
- The Last Four Minutes of Air France Flight 447
5 VIDEOS
MAY YOUR WEEKEND BE AS FUN AS THEIRS!
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11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to… Pandas!
By Twisted Sifter on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 filed under FUNNY NATURE & SPACE.
In the complex world of animals that amuse us, the pecking order is often murky. Dogs and Cats interchange with ease between the top two spots but what about third place? Monkeys, hamsters, hippos; all quite amusing to be sure. But here’s my case for the mighty Panda for the bronze.
11 REASONS WHY THE BRONZE GOES TO… PANDAS!
1. A SNEEZING PANDA HAS 53.4 MILLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE
2. A KUNG-FU PANDA HAS GROSSED OVER $631,744,560 WORLDWIDE
(source: Box office mojo)
3. OTHER ANIMALS TRY TO IMITATE THEM
4. PICTURES OF BABY PANDAS TYPICALLY GENERATE 6-8 ADDITIONAL “W’s” TO THE WORD AWWW
5. THEY INFLUENCE FASHION
6. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN LOGOS!
7. THEY THINK THEY ARE HUMAN
8. THEY HAVE ANIMATED GIFS
9. GIRLS LOVE THEM
10. PANDA FOOD IS EVERYWHERE
11. THEY PANDER TO THE INTERNET
By taking pictures with celebs
By making funny gestures that allow for witty commentary
By providing imagery for inspirational quotes
By failing in the cutest way possible
By being material for a demotivational poster
PANDAS FTB! (for the bronze)
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The Friday Shirk Report - February 19, 2010 | Volume 45
By Twisted Sifter on Friday, February 19, 2010 filed under FUNNY THE SHIRK REPORT VIDEOS.
Welcome to the Friday Shirk Report where you will find 20 images, 10 articles and 5 videos from the previous week of sifting. Enjoy!
*For those that prefer the links open in a new tab/window, try holding the CTRL key whilst clicking a link with your mouse
20 IMAGES
- This is how gangstas roll
- Laziest Guy Ever
- Lots of good things going on here
- Mt. Roraima is nine thousand feet high and two billion years old. Its rocky, flat top is five miles long and totally isolated from the surrounding jungle
- Berulusconi Addresses a Photoshopped Crowd
- Metal Sculpture in a field creates a brilliant illusion
- Holy S#!T is that a li….oh
- Uncontested worst tattoo ever
- Look what I just found on this painting of Jesus!
- Say it fast. Real Fast
- This Billboard in New Orleans is All kind of Amazing. Crabs Assassin in da hizzle
- 60% of the time it works all the time
- Holy Crap is that a ROOM FOR RENT ON MY CRAIGSLIST!!?!?!?!
- Thrilling facts about fecal matter
- “What did the five fingers say to the face?” - Rick James
- The Difference between a Pirated DVD and a Purchased one
- One sec gotta tell everyone on Facebook
- Crazy burn pattern after being struck by lightning Raiden
- Did you catch Tron at the Olympics?
- Badass Pizza Son
10 ARTICLES
- 1938 Dating Guide for Single Women
- 30 Pictures of Goats Being Crazy
- Awesome Footage of a White Blood Cell in Action
- It’s Been Nearly Four Years Since Roger Ebert lost his Jaw and ability to Speak
- Nice Collection of Trick Photography with Album Covers
- This is a mosquito getting killed by a laser
- The 20 Weirdest Apartments in the World
- 30 Rare Movie Star Photos
- The Big Picture Highlights Carnival 2010
- The Case for an Older Woman
5 VIDEOS
TAKE YOUR WEEKEND TO NEW HEIGHTS!
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The Friday Shirk Report - February 12, 2010 | Volume 44
By Twisted Sifter on Friday, February 12, 2010 filed under FUNNY THE SHIRK REPORT VIDEOS.
Welcome to the Friday Shirk Report where you will find 20 images, 10 articles and 5 videos from the previous week of sifting. Enjoy!
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20 IMAGES
- This will not end well
- But this will end even worse
- Didn’t see that one coming
- Horses are lame
- Stare at this long enough and your head might explode
- Matrix Cat
- Here lies… A Harlem Globetrotter
- Timelapse Snowfall
- Soda Popinksy, the Pop Machine Re-Stocker is Evil
- Gravity. A Cruel Mistress
- Brown Eye? That’s a new one. Haven’t heard before but I like it!
- Thunder Thighs [slightly nsfw]
- A Candid Moment Between Colts
- And you want to be my latex salesman President?
- Serious Windchill
- A flight they will remember
- Probably the strangest toy in forever
- stfu
- Extremely Poor Ad Placement
- Nice legs ladies
![Thunder Thighs [slightly nsfw]](http://i.imgur.com/XTooA.jpg){kind=link}
10 ARTICLES
- The Most Flamboyant Shooting Style in the World
- It looks like a spoon right? WRONG
- 15 Examples of Forced Perspective Photography
- The Scale of the Universe. Absolutely Mindblowing
- Awesome Digital Art: A Couple Couples
- Brilliant Nature Gallery with beautiful closeups
- The Big Picture Does the Olympic Torch Relay
- Moth Trails, Surprisingly Interesting
- The Kings of Architectural Photography
- 50 Freaks of Nature. Damn Nature You Scary!
5 VIDEOS
GO CANADA GO!
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